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...or something like it


WTF borders!?
CAPSLOCKRAGE!Harry
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I called the borders I work at today asking for my schedule for the week and they told me that I hadn't been scheduled at all. This is the second week I've gone without any hours! WTF is going on??? I don't recall ever screwing up majorly at work! Sure I've been a few minutes late every once in a while but who isnt!? Am I being fired? Wouldn't they need to tell me or give me a warning beforehand? I've never been given a warning of me doing an inadequate job! WHAT IS GOING ON???? I can't go two weeks without pay! I have bills to pay, groceries to buy, gas for my car! UGH!!!!
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Multiple Random Things + Real Post
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Also, today I went to work as HogwartsUniform!Ginny a lot more people recognized my costume. I'm wearing that one again tomorrow and the Quidditch one for my last day there :3
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Oh yeah!
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Remember this?

The continuation of utter cluelessness )
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The Female Repruduction System is EEEEVUUUUHL*
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Major cramps/back aches/ headaches/ nausea/general unpleasantness + seven Target hours = JEWHQW3TRQWU X`WTDRQW!!!!! *dead*

Yes, it sucks. Additionally, I missed art class today, not willingly mind you.... my fucking alarm didn't go off this morning. I have still yet to find out why.

Also, I called Scholastic in Soho NYC to reserve a copy of HPDH... no go. I have to do it in person. WTF!? I live in Florida, it's not like I can jump on the subway and reserve a damn copy! And I'm sure I won't be the only person traveling to NYC for the release so I bet they're gonna have a lot of rabbid fans ringing away trying to reserve a copy. Seriously! Who's the fucking idiot!!? You NEED to be able to reserve copies over the phone! HELLO! It does not make sense to me at all. Of course I sent them a complaint.... and I better have a reserved copy of it soon god damnit!

So yeah, crappy day started of craptastically to be culminated in the ultimate craptacular crapfest.

*- Please excuse lack of organized grammar. Our client gets like this every so often. I would also suggest not taking any of her insults or threats seriously.

Sincerely,

Angelica's Common Sense of Decency

ZOMGWTF Pink shirt!? o.O
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Lol, today in Geography this guy came in with the most heinous looking shirt... ever. It was pink. No scratch that... it was neon pink. And not only was it neon pink... oh no... it was a huge baggy neon pink oxford shirt. What the hell was this guy thinking? Lol, not to be all fashion police type thingy but OMG was that a horrendously awful looking shirt XD

So of course I HAD to take pictures :3


Lmao XD
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Umm okay... I think I just got THE most disturbingly hilarious (and mildly disgusting) MySpace message...ever XD



*shudder*

Also... my bio teacher is insane... I love it. I keep saying she looks like Umbridge... but is so funny and awesome so I decided to add a few quotes from today's lecture:


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The Return of Altoid Lady
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Umm... remember Altoid Lady?

She was back today... bought a gallon of milk, a loaf of sliced bread.... and sixty-six packets of Altoids... WTF!? Seriously... does she bathe in them or something? She spent $105.00 on ALTOIDS.
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Altoid Lady strikes back
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Remember sometime that weird Altoid Lady I wrote about sometime in November? She came back... and bought sixty-six *ahem* sixty-six packets of Altoids... How do I know this? Because I counted... Sixty-bloody-six packets... that's fucked up. That's $95.12 worth of Altoids... again, how do I know this? Because I have nothing better to do than memorize odd purchases. She also bought two boxes of tampons, a box of maxi pads, and some lotion... That must be some freaky fetish XD

Still, I don't think it beats Batman Sperm... *rofl!*
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I just got back from work... and I just rung up THE oddest purchase...ever. Okay, so this lady comes in and dumps sixty-two, let me repeat that, SIXTY-TWO, six two, sixty plus two... packets of Altoids. Again... SIXTY TWO PACKETS OF ALTOIDS. So I'm thinking... maybe she owns a store? ...WRONG! She says she's  addicted to Altoids... she goes through  a packet of Altoids a day... I mean, HOLY SHIT how the hell? Her stomach must be made of iron or something, I mean... holy effing shit!
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Grrr...
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What the hell? We've only had one trick or treater... it's nine thirty three for christ's sake! What the heck? Geez...
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